List: Unexpected Lessons from Traveling the World

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Having spent most of 2013 travelling, I feel like I’ve learned a lot about the world, different cultures and myself. I could write for pages and pages about all this, but here’s a quick rundown of the things that I wasn’t expecting to learn.

1: Bum hoses are the future

As anyone who has traveled to Asia might tell you, the whole toilet situation can become quite stressful, from Delhi Belly to squat toilets. But I’m here to tell you that it’s not all trauma. Something that I had never heard mentioned is a toilet hose, which you can find hanging beside any plumbed-in toilet in Thailand and Vietnam (and probably beyond, but I’ll stick to what I know). I didn’t know what it was called, but it looked like a hose for your bum – hence, bum hose. I was dubious at first, but by the time I flew to New Zealand five weeks later, I was a bum-hose-converts. There’s nothing like the fresh feeling of … well, you get the idea.

But that’s not where it stopped. I soon found many uses for the trusty bum hose. It’s great for giving the toilet seat a quick clean before sitting down. If there isn’t a sink, use it to wash your hands. Been to the beach? Don’t traipse sand all through the apartment, bum hose your feet! I also once raged a war on a team of ants trying to get in about my shower with the bum hose. The possibilities are endless, and every toilet should come equipped with a bum hose.

A handy guide to using the toilet hose

2: There is such a thing as too many noodles/Buddhas/museums

I set off on my travels with an ambition: I was going to eat local food all the time, and I was going to see everything. The first leg went really well – I saw two Buddhas, celebrated the King’s birthday, shopped in Siam square and ate in a different place for every meal, all in just four days in Bangkok (including two days of horrific jet lag). Cut to week four in Vietnam, and I was sick to death of noodles, and I was exhausted. I had looked down upon those who caved in and had pizza and full English breakfasts in Bangkok, but Oh-Em-Gee, was I craving bread and bacon now! On top of that, temples were no longer impressive, and museums were downright boring. I felt like I had literally seen it all, and where’s my pina colada on the beach already?

My advice to you: you can’t see it all, and sometimes you need home comforts. Choose the educational and cultural things you want to see, and remember to schedule in a few days to relax and really enjoy the 3/6/12 months you’ve taken off work. If you don’t, you’ll only need another holiday afterwards. And take your home comforts when you can! A lot of the smaller towns and islands won’t have real milk (how I missed tea!), and the menu options were noodles, rice, or noodle soup.

Take some time to look after yourself, or else you’re going to burn out.

3: Pineapple juice is good for jellyfish stings too

Now I’m not a doctor, biologist, zoologist or anything clever like that, so don’t take this as gospel. When I was scuba diving in Railey, Thailand, my diving partner felt something zap him on the lips and had to stop. He never saw what caused the damage, but his trout pout was pretty impressive, and he said it was stingy. We’re still not entirely sure, but we reckon it was a teeny tiny jellyfish, or a bad reaction to a sea lice sting. Well, we all know the cure for a jellyfish sting, but for some reason he wasn’t really up for a wee in the face – each to their own, eh? So we got on Google, and discovered alternative cures such as vinegar or pineapple juice. We met up with some friends at a bar, and he spent the night drinking rum and pineapple juice with plenty of soothing ice. Whaddya know? He felt fine in no time. Whether this was the rum or the pineapple at work, we’ll never know.

4: People are mostly good eggs

Throughout our travels, we had to rely on the kindness of strangers a lot. From asking a local in Bangkok where the hell we were, to politely requesting a jump-start not once, but twice in campsites in New Zealand, there were a lot of opportunities for people to scam us, make fun of us or just be generally unhelpful.

But they weren’t. I got a bus all the way across Vietnam with not one person who spoke English. I entrusted my worldly possessions to uncountable hotel receptions while we waited for transport or an available room. I let people know that I was totally lost, broke or homeless, and asked for their help. And, aside from one or two minor incidents, people looked after me. While I’m still sensible and cautious, it’s made me far less cynical about other people’s motives.

After all, if you were on the other side, you’d do your best to help too, wouldn’t you?

What are your top travelling tips?

Are there any life lessons you’ve learned while travelling? I’m a travelling addict and always looking for new tips and tricks. Leave me a comment below!

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4 thoughts on “List: Unexpected Lessons from Traveling the World

  1. Charlene Trias

    Great article full of positive energy, humour and a testimony to the good in people from arxound the world 😉

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